Good on you for finally asking the really important questions. The end of the world could come at any time, and when it does, you'll need headphones you can trust.
VMK25 vs. zombies – the facts
Let's go through the VMK25's survival features:
- ANC (Active Noise Cancellation) – Drowns out zombie groaning, your neighbour's desperate screams, and the sounds of civilisation collapsing. You can listen to a podcast in peace even as the world burns around you.
- 40-hour battery life – That's nearly two full days. Plenty to get you through the first wave. After that, you'll need a generator or a very, very long USB-C cable.
- Bluetooth 5.0 – Enough range to leave your phone in the safe room and still listen to music out in the yard. Zombies can't interfere with a Bluetooth signal. At least not yet.
- Foldable design – Fits right in your survival backpack. Won't steal space from your tinned food or emergency flares.
Recommended settings for the apocalypse
- Transparency mode on when moving outdoors – you'll hear approaching zombies in time
- ANC on when you're safe – peace of mind is the foundation of survival
- Charge whenever you can – once the power grid goes down, wall sockets become decorative
- Keep your headphones on you at all times – morale is the single most important survival factor, and music keeps morale high
What if a zombie bites the headphones?
The VMK25's leather-covered headband can handle a reasonable chomp, but we haven't officially tested this. Warranty does not cover zombie-inflicted damage. Nor damage caused by vampires, werewolves, or pirates.
If you do make it through the apocalypse, get in touch with our customer support. We'll definitely give survivors the VIP treatment.
